You have a head on your hair

Its massive! I'm giving it a 7 out of 10 for sheer size. Most likely a wig but if we pretend its real hair its one big piece of hair! It looks somewhat medieval, I think she would look right in place next to a knight in shining amour.

Natural Hat

This shit is crazy! 10 out of 10 on the Hairability rating. I don't know how this hair actually came to be and maybe it's just photoshopped but I really hope that this guy has actually been out in public with this hair. I love it! I'm pretty sure he'd be having a lot of people asking to touch his hair, I know i'd like to touch it.

With his complexion he is not in great need of a full time hat, I would not say he's in any danger of sunburn. The ironic thing is people with pale skin typically don't have the afro hair that can be so easily* shaped into a hat. Nature has failed to provide us with a natural hat!


*I do realise it probably took hours to style that hair

Is this still actually a beard?

I give this beard a 9 out of 10 Hairability rating. Definitely never seen it before. I am reasonably sure this guy doesn't do this daily due to the large amounts of hairspray, wire, time and willpower involved although it is nice to think that he might. His glasses are also rather bangin. I'm having trouble placing it in a genre or a decade. I think i'm going to have to place him in the 'crazy eccentric old guy' genre. He seems to be rather unique.