80s Much?

Yeah! 10 out of 10 on the Hairability rating! This used to be somewhat normal but looks rather ridiculous now. Ridiculous in a good way though. The thing i love most about it is that the family all matches. Even the poor kid! I bet he'd cringe if he saw this picture now. It's quite rare to see a family with anything matching these days, especially not hair. This is understandable, i'd hate to be dressed like my family and I can think of many people I know who'd feel the same. Looking at a matching family on the other hand is quite interesting, especially when they have hair like this!

Is this still actually a beard?

I give this beard a 9 out of 10 Hairability rating. Definitely never seen it before. I am reasonably sure this guy doesn't do this daily due to the large amounts of hairspray, wire, time and willpower involved although it is nice to think that he might. His glasses are also rather bangin. I'm having trouble placing it in a genre or a decade. I think i'm going to have to place him in the 'crazy eccentric old guy' genre. He seems to be rather unique.